Reasons to Throw A Party

There are an infinite number of reasons to throw a party, but in case debauchery and fun aren't enough of a draw for you, heres a list of reasons:

Alcohol is great
You have a cute outfit that is perfect for a certain theme
Themes are fun
You need an excuse to be in the same place as that cute guy that sits in front of you in something-ology class
You have the best party playlist
It’s less crowded than the usual college bar everyone goes to on Friday night
To get drunk…its kinda like reason #1 but phrased differently
You don't have any valuables in college because you are too poor so there is little to no risk
Beer pong, shotgunning beers, flip cup, drunk jenga, the drinking game you made up with your friends, basically any creative way to get alcohol into your stomach
You are almost guaranteed a hookup when multiple guys are 10 feet from your bed
Who else is going to?
People love the host of a good party
Fuck it, its college
Why not?
You probably won’t get busted
Life is better when you are drinking
You won’t only witness some of the most entertaining drunk memories, you will get partial credit for allowing them to happen
Are you doing anything better with your time?
Holidays such as
New Year’s
Christmas
Hannukah
Kwanzaa
Labor Day
Memorial Day
Fourth of July
Arbor Day
Birthdays (yes,C these are holidays)
Earth Day
Veteran’s Day
April Fool’s Day
Easter
St. Patrick’s Day
Valentine’s Day
Halloween
Columbus Day
President’s Day
National Doughnut Day
National Anything Day