Realistic New Year's Resolutions

On the first day of each new year, we sit around recovering from the last night of last year making a list of unrealistic goals for the upcoming year. We vow to workout more, eat healthy, get our GPAs up, or some other thing that sounds great but doesn't happen. Honestly, we try to do this at the start of every week but we give in to the chocolate cake made for that friend of a friend’s birthday, so why is the start of a new year any different? Lets be 300 with ourselves and realize what we might actually be able to accomplish. Here is a list of New Years resolutions you might not break:

Go to more fraternity parties, formals, or IM games
Improve your beer pong skills
Craft more
Expand your collection of sorority and fraternity attire
Actually go to class more often
Spoil yourself little more
Go to class in something other than your norts and tshirt at least once a week
Have your wardrobe contain even more Vineyard Vines...if that’s possible
Srat so hard that standards want to fine you
Get a chair position and kick ass
Get more rewards on your starbucks gold card
Wear real pants every once in a while
Spend at least enough time reading textbooks as you do twitter and Facebook
Offer to be sober sister at least once per semester
Raise more money for your philanthropies
Make a friend in a rival sorority
Find a hot study buddy so you actually study this semester
Buy yourself a Chick-fil-a chicken biscuit at least once a week
Work out at least until spring break (but only if there is a machine with the view of a hot shirtless guy)
And lastly, don’t take anything too seriously and enjoy the new year!